| #36 | Comma Chameleon egg | 2 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #265 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 83 |
| #340 | Now and Earlier | 10 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1624 | Valentine | 5 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #68 | aspirin | 10 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #219 | astral mushroom | 65 |
| #886 | bag of airline peanuts | 27 |
| #54 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 11 |
| #1852 | brick | 6 |
| #114 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #1678 | candy cane | 17 |
| #898 | clown hammer | 24 |
| #77 | colored-light "necklace" | 4 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #388 | doll house | 13 |
| #426 | duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #808 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 29 |
| #807 | fake fake vomit | 34 |
| #1357 | fake hand | 6 |
| #56 | fancy chocolate | 32 |
| #51 | felt | 111 |
| #722 | fruitcake | 30 |
| #972 | gingerbread bugbear | 22 |
| #49 | googly eye | 254 |
| #1437 | jazz soap | 5 |
| #925 | joybuzzer | 24 |
| #300 | kneecapping stick | 51 |
| #43 | length of string | 255 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #957 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 22 |
| #331 | marionette | 5 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #1325 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 5 |
| #1106 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 16 |
| #106 | petrified time | 4 |
| #433 | rag doll | 5 |
| #713 | rubber emo roe | 41 |
| #427 | sock monkey | 6 |
| #620 | teddy bear | 10 |
| #41 | three-tiered wedding cake | 20 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #764 | top | 6 |
| #333 | toy soldier | 5 |
| #522 | toy train | 4 |
| #20 | toy wheel | 265 |
| #51 | tree skirt | 5 |
| #33 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 15 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #828 | whoopie cushion | 34 |
| #1105 | wind-up chattering teeth | 19 |
| #78 | wooden block | 39 |
| #72 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #888 | yellow snowcone | 33 |
| #1105 | yo-yo | 15 |
| #178 | zombie pineal gland | 24 |