| #36 | Comma Chameleon egg | 2 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #265 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 83 |
| #341 | Now and Earlier | 10 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1625 | Valentine | 5 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #68 | aspirin | 10 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #218 | astral mushroom | 65 |
| #884 | bag of airline peanuts | 27 |
| #56 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 11 |
| #1855 | brick | 6 |
| #112 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #1677 | candy cane | 17 |
| #896 | clown hammer | 24 |
| #76 | colored-light "necklace" | 4 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #389 | doll house | 13 |
| #426 | duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #805 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 29 |
| #804 | fake fake vomit | 34 |
| #1354 | fake hand | 6 |
| #57 | fancy chocolate | 32 |
| #51 | felt | 111 |
| #723 | fruitcake | 30 |
| #972 | gingerbread bugbear | 22 |
| #49 | googly eye | 254 |
| #1436 | jazz soap | 5 |
| #923 | joybuzzer | 24 |
| #301 | kneecapping stick | 51 |
| #43 | length of string | 255 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #955 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 22 |
| #331 | marionette | 5 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #1430 | pet rock | 4 |
| #1322 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 5 |
| #1104 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 16 |
| #104 | petrified time | 4 |
| #434 | rag doll | 5 |
| #715 | rubber emo roe | 41 |
| #425 | sock monkey | 6 |
| #621 | teddy bear | 10 |
| #41 | three-tiered wedding cake | 20 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #766 | top | 6 |
| #333 | toy soldier | 5 |
| #522 | toy train | 4 |
| #20 | toy wheel | 265 |
| #50 | tree skirt | 5 |
| #34 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 15 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #826 | whoopie cushion | 34 |
| #1106 | wind-up chattering teeth | 19 |
| #78 | wooden block | 39 |
| #74 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #884 | yellow snowcone | 33 |
| #1105 | yo-yo | 15 |
| #179 | zombie pineal gland | 24 |