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| #344 | Imp Ale | 561 |
| #964 | Mad Train wine | 34 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #279 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 77 |
| #304 | Now and Earlier | 11 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #292 | Ram's Face Lager | 103 |
| #1473 | Rock Pops | 23 |
| #509 | Supernova Champagne | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1357 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 4 |
| #160 | a little sump'm sump'm | 24 |
| #501 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #468 | black & tan | 2 |
| #141 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 33 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #86 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 21 |
| #698 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #567 | bottle of gin | 23 |
| #2099 | bottle of goofballs | 10 |
| #538 | bottle of popskull | 2 |
| #516 | bottle of rum | 81 |
| #490 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 6 |
| #465 | bottle of tequila | 43 |
| #450 | bottle of vodka | 33 |
| #268 | bottle of whiskey | 172 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #442 | boxed wine | 45 |
| #106 | calle de miel | 19 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #258 | coconut shell | 221 |
| #269 | cranberries | 107 |
| #366 | cream stout | 5 |
| #176 | cup of primitive beer | 14 |
| #40 | delicious noodles | 150 |
| #36 | diamond-studded fronts | 8 |
| #99 | ducha de oro | 21 |
| #921 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 2 |
| #831 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 4 |
| #700 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 8 |
| #931 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 2 |
| #948 | dusty bottle of Port | 2 |
| #767 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 5 |
| #993 | eggnog | 14 |
| #357 | flute of flat champagne | 17 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #492 | grue egg | 52 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #274 | hot wing | 290 |
| #1024 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 28 |
| #508 | ice-cold Willer | 77 |
| #965 | ice-cold fotie | 6 |
| #321 | ice-cold six-pack | 32 |
| #273 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #173 | iron pasta spoon | 47 |
| #332 | kneecapping stick | 44 |
| #326 | little paper umbrella | 210 |
| #244 | mafia aria | 102 |
| #248 | magical ice cubes | 222 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #176 | ocean motion | 12 |
| #138 | old coin purse | 118 |
| #140 | old leather wallet | 96 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #104 | pink pony | 42 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #377 | screwdriver | 3 |
| #214 | scroll of pasta summoning | 76 |
| #181 | slap and tickle | 17 |
| #350 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 25 |
| #2625 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #191 | support cummerbund | 42 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #514 | vodka and cranberry | 2 |
| #385 | vodka martini | 2 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #648 | white Canadian | 2 |
| #705 | white lightning | 6 |
| #259 | wine spritzer | 3 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |