| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #746 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #396 | Boris's ring | 4 |
| #110 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 7 |
| #75 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 6 |
| #175 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #244 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #75 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 4 |
| #230 | Cloaca-Cola | 178 |
| #200 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 18 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #260 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 9 |
| #385 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 6 |
| #352 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 7 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #296 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 4 |
| #849 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 59 |
| #267 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 11 |
| #514 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #276 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 9 |
| #493 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #278 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 8 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #69 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 99 |
| #68 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 102 |
| #74 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 96 |
| #416 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 13 |
| #585 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 20 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 28 |
| #167 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 32 |
| #277 | Knob Goblin love potion | 50 |
| #405 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 3 |
| #68 | Knob Goblin pants | 250 |
| #255 | Knob Goblin perfume | 13 |
| #67 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 256 |
| #381 | Knob Goblin steroids | 21 |
| #642 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 2 |
| #819 | Knob Goblin tongs | 4 |
| #206 | Knob Goblin visor | 34 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #263 | Now and Earlier | 15 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #233 | Workytime Tea | 10 |
| #1521 | bag of airline peanuts | 5 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #721 | blood flower | 8 |
| #414 | bottle of Blank-Out | 21 |
| #775 | bottle of gin | 10 |
| #1073 | bottle of rum | 10 |
| #837 | bottle of tequila | 10 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #169 | cool mushroom casserole | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #39 | deluxe fax machine | 6 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #428 | empty blowgun | 4 |
| #746 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #48 | gnauga hide skirt | 1 |
| #292 | green balloon | 11 |
| #57 | hippopotamus skirt | 1 |
| #49 | hippy herbal tea | 119 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #84 | lemon | 1,300 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1266 | mafia aria | 8 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #71 | orange | 1,200 |
| #11 | ovoid leather thing | 12,466 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #549 | paperclip | 70 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #281 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 3 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #668 | portable photocopier | 8 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #737 | pretty flower | 65 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #34 | rusty metal ring | 20 |
| #238 | scroll of pasta summoning | 67 |
| #307 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #731 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #767 | spooky lipstick | 4 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #119 | star | 666 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4837 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |