| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #744 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #414 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #396 | Boris's ring | 4 |
| #110 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 7 |
| #75 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 6 |
| #175 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #244 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #75 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 4 |
| #231 | Cloaca-Cola | 178 |
| #201 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 18 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #261 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 9 |
| #385 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 6 |
| #353 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 7 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #296 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 4 |
| #849 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 59 |
| #267 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 11 |
| #515 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #277 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 9 |
| #494 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #278 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 8 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #70 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 99 |
| #68 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 102 |
| #74 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 96 |
| #416 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 13 |
| #584 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 20 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 28 |
| #168 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 32 |
| #277 | Knob Goblin love potion | 50 |
| #405 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 3 |
| #68 | Knob Goblin pants | 250 |
| #256 | Knob Goblin perfume | 13 |
| #68 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 256 |
| #382 | Knob Goblin steroids | 21 |
| #642 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 2 |
| #819 | Knob Goblin tongs | 4 |
| #206 | Knob Goblin visor | 34 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #263 | Now and Earlier | 15 |
| #938 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #233 | Workytime Tea | 10 |
| #1520 | bag of airline peanuts | 5 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #722 | blood flower | 8 |
| #414 | bottle of Blank-Out | 21 |
| #774 | bottle of gin | 10 |
| #1071 | bottle of rum | 10 |
| #837 | bottle of tequila | 10 |
| #6260 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #170 | cool mushroom casserole | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #181 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #39 | deluxe fax machine | 6 |
| #154 | detective skull | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #429 | empty blowgun | 4 |
| #746 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #48 | gnauga hide skirt | 1 |
| #292 | green balloon | 11 |
| #57 | hippopotamus skirt | 1 |
| #49 | hippy herbal tea | 119 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #87 | lemon | 1,300 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #571 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1265 | mafia aria | 8 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1564 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #72 | orange | 1,200 |
| #11 | ovoid leather thing | 12,466 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #549 | paperclip | 70 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #282 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 3 |
| #595 | pink pony | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #669 | portable photocopier | 8 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #740 | pretty flower | 65 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #34 | rusty metal ring | 20 |
| #238 | scroll of pasta summoning | 67 |
| #308 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #730 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #768 | spooky lipstick | 4 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #119 | star | 666 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6244 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6236 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #4814 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6152 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #6205 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #4867 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #729 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |