| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #746 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #396 | Boris's ring | 4 |
| #111 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 7 |
| #76 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 6 |
| #176 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #75 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 4 |
| #228 | Cloaca-Cola | 178 |
| #200 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 18 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #259 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 9 |
| #386 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 6 |
| #351 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 7 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #296 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 4 |
| #849 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 59 |
| #267 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 11 |
| #513 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #275 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 9 |
| #493 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #277 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 8 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #69 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 99 |
| #68 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 102 |
| #73 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 96 |
| #416 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 13 |
| #584 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 20 |
| #189 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 28 |
| #166 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 32 |
| #275 | Knob Goblin love potion | 50 |
| #404 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 3 |
| #68 | Knob Goblin pants | 250 |
| #254 | Knob Goblin perfume | 13 |
| #67 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 256 |
| #379 | Knob Goblin steroids | 21 |
| #641 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 2 |
| #819 | Knob Goblin tongs | 4 |
| #200 | Knob Goblin visor | 34 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #262 | Now and Earlier | 15 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #235 | Workytime Tea | 10 |
| #1523 | bag of airline peanuts | 5 |
| #901 | baseball | 1 |
| #721 | blood flower | 8 |
| #413 | bottle of Blank-Out | 21 |
| #774 | bottle of gin | 10 |
| #1070 | bottle of rum | 10 |
| #838 | bottle of tequila | 10 |
| #6254 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #168 | cool mushroom casserole | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #40 | deluxe fax machine | 6 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #428 | empty blowgun | 4 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #48 | gnauga hide skirt | 1 |
| #292 | green balloon | 11 |
| #57 | hippopotamus skirt | 1 |
| #48 | hippy herbal tea | 119 |
| #273 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #82 | lemon | 1,300 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1266 | mafia aria | 8 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #71 | orange | 1,200 |
| #11 | ovoid leather thing | 12,466 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #548 | paperclip | 70 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #279 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 3 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #671 | portable photocopier | 8 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #734 | pretty flower | 65 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #34 | rusty metal ring | 20 |
| #238 | scroll of pasta summoning | 67 |
| #305 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #731 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #767 | spooky lipstick | 4 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #119 | star | 666 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4828 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4827 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |