| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #141 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 2 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #31 | clockwork sheet | 2 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #174 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #672 | disembodied brain | 2 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #1947 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #92 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #641 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #101 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #141 | pine tar | 4 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #1067 | skeleton bone | 8 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #625 | spiked femur | 2 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #5275 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #5307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4589 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4580 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #4617 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #4592 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #5314 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4585 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1602 | tiny house | 3 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #111 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #103 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #102 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |