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| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #167 | ant pick | 2 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #184 | ant rake | 2 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #105 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
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| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #271 | foon | 1 |
| #72 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #395 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #103 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #369 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2766 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #78 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #82 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |