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| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #267 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #165 | ant pick | 2 |
| #249 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #182 | ant rake | 2 |
| #257 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #104 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #126 | cheap toaster | 14 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #71 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #391 | gold lam é pants | 1 |
| #102 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #76 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |