| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #130 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #623 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #1138 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #223 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #58 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #552 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #48 | gnauga hide skirt | 1 |
| #539 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #122 | lotion of sleaziness | 9 |
| #222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
| #689 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #240 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #149 | rat appendix stir-fry | 1 |
| #326 | ratini | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #35 | rolling pin | 7 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #452 | skewer | 11 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #112 | tangerine | 23 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |