| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #44 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1,393 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #674 | awful poetry journal | 86 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #776 | black pixel | 9 |
| #109 | blue pixel | 1,041 |
| #71 | blue pixel potion | 24 |
| #177 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 500 |
| #793 | disturbing fanfic | 65 |
| #299 | green pixel | 197 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #119 | pixel hat | 3 |
| #57 | pixel pants | 3 |
| #100 | pixel sword | 2 |
| #1364 | pixellated candy heart | 4 |
| #333 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #356 | red pixel | 26 |
| #245 | red pixel potion | 17 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4849 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6144 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4827 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #356 | white pixel | 77 |