| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #44 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1,393 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #674 | awful poetry journal | 86 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #779 | black pixel | 9 |
| #110 | blue pixel | 1,041 |
| #71 | blue pixel potion | 24 |
| #178 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 500 |
| #793 | disturbing fanfic | 65 |
| #301 | green pixel | 197 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #119 | pixel hat | 3 |
| #57 | pixel pants | 3 |
| #101 | pixel sword | 2 |
| #1365 | pixellated candy heart | 4 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #393 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #360 | red pixel | 26 |
| #249 | red pixel potion | 17 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4837 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #358 | white pixel | 77 |