| #671 | Amulet of Yendor | 25 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #6 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 5,838 |
| #5465 | badass belt | 4 |
| #777 | bag of airline peanuts | 35 |
| #777 | black candy heart | 2 |
| #596 | brick | 62 |
| #953 | clown hammer | 21 |
| #903 | club necklace | 8 |
| #337 | cymbal syrup | 23 |
| #642 | defective skull | 29 |
| #1147 | diamond necklace | 6 |
| #568 | encoder ring | 22 |
| #943 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 21 |
| #947 | fake fake vomit | 25 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1438 | jazz soap | 5 |
| #860 | joybuzzer | 28 |
| #1084 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 16 |
| #366 | mood ring | 22 |
| #865 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 20 |
| #877 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 28 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1289 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1071 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #829 | rubber emo roe | 33 |
| #784 | spade necklace | 9 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2069 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 11 |
| #2220 | stuffed Meat | 9 |
| #820 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 7 |
| #815 | stuffed martini | 9 |
| #2735 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #2077 | stuffed monocle | 11 |
| #2222 | stuffed teddy butler | 9 |
| #2154 | stuffed tin of caviar | 10 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #778 | whoopie cushion | 38 |
| #677 | x-ray specs | 24 |
| #1076 | yellow snowcone | 22 |