| #72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #232 | Gnollish toolbox | 22 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #914 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 2 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #68 | Knob mushroom | 296 |
| #183 | Knob sausage | 48 |
| #12 | Knob stir-fry | 155 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #131 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #19 | Meat maid body | 49 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #182 | beer goggles | 2 |
| #296 | beer lens | 8 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #349 | bottle of tequila | 73 |
| #1273 | bottle of whiskey | 3 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #57 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #921 | chef's hat | 2 |
| #70 | chef-in-the-box | 7 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #89 | clockwork counterclockwise dome | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
| #97 | clockwork thingamajig | 1 |
| #86 | clockwork widget | 1 |
| #953 | coconut shell | 6 |
| #337 | cog | 91 |
| #262 | cool mushroom | 10 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #59 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #263 | disembodied brain | 14 |
| #356 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #710 | dry noodles | 26 |
| #131 | empty meat tank | 32 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #298 | fairy gravy boat | 3 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #279 | flaming mushroom | 10 |
| #52 | flange | 50 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #253 | frozen mushroom | 10 |
| #56 | gazing shoes | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #616 | ice-cold Willer | 53 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #561 | little paper umbrella | 65 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #752 | magical ice cubes | 13 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #116 | meat engine | 23 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #61 | nothing-in-the-box | 21 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #70 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #848 | pr0n legs | 3 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #452 | rat appendix | 11 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #151 | roll in the hay | 30 |
| #862 | scrumptious reagent | 8 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #30 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 180 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #283 | skewer | 30 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #525 | smart skull | 16 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #57 | spices | 1,430 |
| #1128 | spooky mushroom | 13 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #304 | spring | 81 |
| #296 | sprocket | 97 |
| #103 | sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #255 | stinky mushroom | 10 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #145 | tires | 70 |
| #510 | tomato | 46 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #460 | wad of dough | 74 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #354 | warm mushroom | 4 |
| #807 | white pixel | 9 |
| #507 | worthless gewgaw | 6 |
| #648 | worthless knick-knack | 5 |
| #389 | worthless trinket | 8 |