Big_Bubba_Luv

RankItemQuantity
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#935Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air3
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#135Goodfella contract400
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#430balaclava1
#1005big red clown nose1
#964bloody clown pants1
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#798clown shoes1
#777cold ninja mask1
#850cornuthaum1
#532disbelief suspenders1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#1086eyepatch1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#427furry pants1
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#426icy-hot katana1
#377los chinos1
#247makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#666martini1
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#858ninja hot pants1
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#803snowboarder pants1
#310star buckler1
#606star hat1
#330star pants1
#8937stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8970stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#8961stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#964swashbuckling pants1
#896vorpal blade1
#1245wolf mask1

Wow, that's 497 items total!

what items are this player missing?