| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #1339 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #1582 | bag of airline peanuts | 4 |
| #1329 | clown hammer | 8 |
| #1254 | defective skull | 4 |
| #982 | encoder ring | 4 |
| #1254 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 10 |
| #1422 | fake fake vomit | 8 |
| #1469 | fake hand | 4 |
| #1585 | jazz soap | 3 |
| #1328 | joybuzzer | 9 |
| #1416 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 7 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1404 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 7 |
| #1466 | rubber emo roe | 7 |
| #1462 | whoopie cushion | 7 |
| #1675 | wind-up chattering teeth | 4 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1315 | yellow snowcone | 12 |