| #1272 | Amulet of Yendor | 3 |
| #801 | acid-squirting flower | 2 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #71 | asbestos meat stack | 1 |
| #261 | asbestos staff | 2 |
| #303 | asbestos sword | 2 |
| #1106 | bag of airline peanuts | 16 |
| #1852 | brick | 6 |
| #492 | chrome ore | 9 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1119 | clown hammer | 14 |
| #1358 | defective skull | 2 |
| #287 | dry noodles | 452 |
| #389 | evil golden arch | 19 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #132 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 2 |
| #1139 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 13 |
| #1028 | fake fake vomit | 21 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1048 | jazz soap | 17 |
| #947 | joybuzzer | 23 |
| #567 | linoleum ore | 5 |
| #287 | linoleum staff | 2 |
| #1229 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 11 |
| #1433 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 3 |
| #1047 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 18 |
| #1196 | rubber emo roe | 14 |
| #261 | scrumptious reagent | 455 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #928 | whoopie cushion | 28 |
| #1238 | wind-up chattering teeth | 13 |
| #1266 | x-ray specs | 3 |
| #1147 | yellow snowcone | 19 |