| #1272 | Amulet of Yendor | 3 |
| #801 | acid-squirting flower | 2 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #73 | asbestos meat stack | 1 |
| #262 | asbestos staff | 2 |
| #303 | asbestos sword | 2 |
| #1104 | bag of airline peanuts | 16 |
| #1857 | brick | 6 |
| #495 | chrome ore | 9 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1117 | clown hammer | 14 |
| #1355 | defective skull | 2 |
| #294 | dry noodles | 452 |
| #389 | evil golden arch | 19 |
| #2195 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #132 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 2 |
| #1137 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 13 |
| #1025 | fake fake vomit | 21 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1047 | jazz soap | 17 |
| #945 | joybuzzer | 23 |
| #571 | linoleum ore | 5 |
| #287 | linoleum staff | 2 |
| #1226 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 11 |
| #1430 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 3 |
| #1045 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 18 |
| #1197 | rubber emo roe | 14 |
| #260 | scrumptious reagent | 455 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #925 | whoopie cushion | 28 |
| #1239 | wind-up chattering teeth | 13 |
| #1264 | x-ray specs | 3 |
| #1143 | yellow snowcone | 19 |