| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #862 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| 🥈 | shiny ring | 51,567 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |