| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1444 | Cloaca grenade | 3 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1385 | Dyspepsi grenade | 3 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #858 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 2 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1757 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #172 | Orcish frat-paddle | 22 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1127 | awful poetry journal | 20 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #281 | cool whip | 14 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1146 | disturbing fanfic | 20 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #923 | fat stacks of cash | 4 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #41 | gnauga hide whip | 5 |
| #59 | hippo whip | 5 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #175 | leather chaps | 21 |
| #153 | leather mask | 48 |
| #1599 | mafia aria | 4 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #58 | penguin whip | 5 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1807 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #1042 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #339 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #47 | yak whip | 5 |