Derwolf

RankItemQuantity
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#1449Cloaca grenade3
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#1391Dyspepsi grenade3
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#861Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots2
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#1758Mob Penguin cellular phone3
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#173Orcish frat-paddle22
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#143Really Expensive Jewelry and You1
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#471Sinful Desires1
#61Time Juice8
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#1126awful poetry journal20
#180box-in-the-box-in-the-box1
#281cool whip14
#1796delicious salad1
#1146disturbing fanfic20
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#927fat stacks of cash4
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#41gnauga hide whip5
#59hippo whip5
#134imitation nice watch1
#499kickback cookbook1
#177leather chaps21
#154leather mask48
#1597mafia aria4
#1139orange glowstick1
#58penguin whip5
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#1810pretty flower2
#280sensitive poetry journal1
#1041support cummerbund3
#341terrible poem1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#47yak whip5

Wow, that's 257 items total!

what items are this player missing?