| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1449 | Cloaca grenade | 3 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1391 | Dyspepsi grenade | 3 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #861 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 2 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1758 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #173 | Orcish frat-paddle | 22 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1126 | awful poetry journal | 20 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #281 | cool whip | 14 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1146 | disturbing fanfic | 20 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #927 | fat stacks of cash | 4 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #41 | gnauga hide whip | 5 |
| #59 | hippo whip | 5 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #177 | leather chaps | 21 |
| #154 | leather mask | 48 |
| #1597 | mafia aria | 4 |
| #1139 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #58 | penguin whip | 5 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1810 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #280 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #1041 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #341 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #47 | yak whip | 5 |