| #891 | Cloaca grenade | 11 |
| #339 | Cloaca-Cola | 111 |
| #320 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 11 |
| #233 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 11 |
| #196 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 11 |
| #248 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 11 |
| #206 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 11 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #816 | Dyspepsi grenade | 11 |
| #546 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 111 |
| #267 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 11 |
| #203 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 11 |
| #193 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 11 |
| #251 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 11 |
| #187 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 11 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #10 | Kevlar balloon | 99 |
| #1056 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 11 |
| #13 | Mylar balloon | 99 |
| #36 | anniversary balloon | 99 |
| #2995 | badass belt | 15 |
| #440 | blood flower | 17 |
| #16 | broken cellular phone | 666 |
| #207 | delicious noodles | 11 |
| #33 | empty blowgun | 100 |
| #144 | green balloon | 99 |
| #1811 | grue egg | 13 |
| #195 | heart-shaped balloon | 99 |
| #478 | iron pasta spoon | 11 |
| #813 | kneecapping stick | 11 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1076 | mafia aria | 11 |
| #73 | petrified time | 5 |
| #214 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 4 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #105 | questionable taco | 5 |
| #723 | scroll of pasta summoning | 11 |
| #542 | support cummerbund | 11 |
| #6 | thought balloon | 99 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #194 | white balloon | 99 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |