| #888 | Cloaca grenade | 11 |
| #339 | Cloaca-Cola | 111 |
| #320 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 11 |
| #232 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 11 |
| #195 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 11 |
| #249 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 11 |
| #205 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 11 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #814 | Dyspepsi grenade | 11 |
| #545 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 111 |
| #267 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 11 |
| #202 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 11 |
| #192 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 11 |
| #251 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 11 |
| #186 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 11 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #10 | Kevlar balloon | 99 |
| #1054 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 11 |
| #13 | Mylar balloon | 99 |
| #36 | anniversary balloon | 99 |
| #2996 | badass belt | 15 |
| #439 | blood flower | 17 |
| #16 | broken cellular phone | 666 |
| #207 | delicious noodles | 11 |
| #33 | empty blowgun | 100 |
| #144 | green balloon | 99 |
| #1807 | grue egg | 13 |
| #195 | heart-shaped balloon | 99 |
| #478 | iron pasta spoon | 11 |
| #813 | kneecapping stick | 11 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1076 | mafia aria | 11 |
| #75 | petrified time | 5 |
| #212 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 4 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #105 | questionable taco | 5 |
| #723 | scroll of pasta summoning | 11 |
| #542 | support cummerbund | 11 |
| #6 | thought balloon | 99 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #194 | white balloon | 99 |
| #1200 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |