| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #479 | box of sunshine | 708 |
| #97 | casino pass | 43 |
| #258 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 8 |
| #12 | disembodied smile | 342 |
| #67 | grue egg omelette | 52 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #81 | hardened slime pants | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #152 | slimy alveolus | 4 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #461 | stainless steel shillelagh | 9 |
| #455 | stainless steel skullcap | 7 |
| #320 | stainless steel slacks | 10 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |