| #1456 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #1761 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #86 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| 🥈 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 8 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #24 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 3 |
| 🥉 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 9 |
| #17 | Trollhouse cookies | 9,879 |
| #1719 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1192 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #1064 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #5011 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #2375 | brick | 2 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #10 | carob chunk cookies | 2,241 |
| #1562 | clown hammer | 3 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #37 | dense meat stack | 500,005 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1565 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| 🥇 | fairy-worn boots | 47 |
| #1638 | fake fake vomit | 4 |
| #1467 | fake hand | 4 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1630 | joybuzzer | 3 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1081 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1430 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 3 |
| #1713 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #6 | suspicious stocking | 3 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #55 | white chocolate chip cookies | 164 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1869 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1943 | yellow snowcone | 2 |