| #72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2603 | Yummy Tummy bean | 7 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #85 | baconstone earring | 2 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2707 | brick | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4134 | candy cane | 2 |
| #871 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 7 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #541 | cool mushroom | 3 |
| #468 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #370 | flaming mushroom | 7 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #547 | frozen mushroom | 3 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #56 | gazing shoes | 1 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #516 | green balloon | 3 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #88 | hamethyst earring | 2 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #46 | heart-shaped balloon | 1,001 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #380 | length of string | 32 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1845 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #145 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #70 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1713 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1592 | pretty flower | 4 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #412 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #24 | sleeping snowy owl | 352 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #953 | spooky eyeliner | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #767 | spooky lipstick | 4 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #554 | stinky mushroom | 3 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #327 | stuffed can of asparagus | 15 |
| #311 | stuffed dodecapede | 13 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #141 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 12 |
| #2712 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #92 | stuffed zmobie | 22 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1225 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |