| #71 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2605 | Yummy Tummy bean | 7 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #1194 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #85 | baconstone earring | 2 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #871 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 7 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #539 | cool mushroom | 3 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #368 | flaming mushroom | 7 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #546 | frozen mushroom | 3 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #56 | gazing shoes | 1 |
| #3304 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #516 | green balloon | 3 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #87 | hamethyst earring | 2 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #46 | heart-shaped balloon | 1,001 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #380 | length of string | 32 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1846 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #71 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1716 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1588 | pretty flower | 4 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #411 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #24 | sleeping snowy owl | 352 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #953 | spooky eyeliner | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #767 | spooky lipstick | 4 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #554 | stinky mushroom | 3 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #325 | stuffed can of asparagus | 15 |
| #310 | stuffed dodecapede | 13 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #140 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 12 |
| #2710 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #92 | stuffed zmobie | 22 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1226 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |