| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #963 | brine | 10 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1006 | dill | 21 |
| #1241 | ghost cucumber | 16 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #94 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #400 | stainless steel shillelagh | 10 |
| #125 | stainless steel skullcap | 15 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #616 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #925 | vinegar | 27 |