| #62 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #75 | Cement Mixer | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #80 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #76 | Green Giant | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #60 | Jackhammer | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #168 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #122 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
| #135 | Knob stir-fry | 1 |
| #191 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #348 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #131 | Knoll lo mein | 1 |
| #111 | Knoll stir-fry | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #91 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #49 | Slippery Knob | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #139 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #124 | asparagus stir-fry | 1 |
| #357 | bätzle | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #143 | bat wing stir-fry | 1 |
| #22 | bat-ass leather jacket | 50 |
| #681 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #800 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #278 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #622 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #859 | bottle of goofballs | 30 |
| #3064 | box of sunshine | 27 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #510 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #1153 | club necklace | 6 |
| #247 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #167 | cool mushroom casserole | 1 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #162 | cream of pointy mushroom soup | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #228 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #373 | empty agua de vida bottle | 544 |
| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #153 | fishy fish casserole | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #132 | gnatloaf casserole | 1 |
| #295 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #53 | handful of bees | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #210 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #625 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #406 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #451 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #900 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #628 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #398 | handful of walnuts | 2 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| 🥇 | hippy herbal tea | 60,000 |
| #267 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #141 | long pork casserole | 1 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #478 | margarita | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #264 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #155 | olive lo mein | 1 |
| #119 | olive stir-fry | 1 |
| #471 | pack of KWE trading card | 7 |
| #183 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #212 | plum wine | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #240 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #145 | pr0n stir-fry | 1 |
| #149 | rat appendix stir-fry | 1 |
| #326 | ratini | 1 |
| #221 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #785 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 10 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1121 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1071 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #230 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #304 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #257 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #172 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #166 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #356 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #746 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #352 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #222 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #249 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #166 | spooky lo mein | 1 |
| #233 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #181 | spooky stir-fry | 1 |
| #231 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2920 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #224 | tangarita | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #107 | tofu stir-fry | 1 |
| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #124 | tropical swill | 1 |
| #680 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #176 | yam candy | 1 |