| #64 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #76 | Cement Mixer | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #81 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #77 | Green Giant | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #61 | Jackhammer | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #172 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #122 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
| #136 | Knob stir-fry | 1 |
| #193 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #352 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #132 | Knoll lo mein | 1 |
| #111 | Knoll stir-fry | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #92 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #51 | Slippery Knob | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #140 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #125 | asparagus stir-fry | 1 |
| #358 | bätzle | 1 |
| #222 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #144 | bat wing stir-fry | 1 |
| #22 | bat-ass leather jacket | 50 |
| #682 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #279 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #864 | bottle of goofballs | 30 |
| #3070 | box of sunshine | 27 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #510 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #1154 | club necklace | 6 |
| #248 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #169 | cool mushroom casserole | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #165 | cream of pointy mushroom soup | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #468 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #229 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #376 | empty agua de vida bottle | 544 |
| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #153 | fishy fish casserole | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #996 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #984 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #132 | gnatloaf casserole | 1 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #54 | handful of bees | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #214 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #626 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #408 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #453 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #899 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #632 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #401 | handful of walnuts | 2 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| 🥇 | hippy herbal tea | 60,000 |
| #266 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #142 | long pork casserole | 1 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #266 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #529 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | olive lo mein | 1 |
| #119 | olive stir-fry | 1 |
| #473 | pack of KWE trading card | 7 |
| #186 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #214 | plum wine | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #243 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #145 | pr0n stir-fry | 1 |
| #148 | rat appendix stir-fry | 1 |
| #327 | ratini | 1 |
| #223 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #783 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 10 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1124 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1077 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #233 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #307 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #260 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #175 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #168 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #358 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #1978 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #353 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #224 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #247 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #168 | spooky lo mein | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #181 | spooky stir-fry | 1 |
| #232 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #3140 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3116 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1875 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1967 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2935 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
| #2706 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #225 | tangarita | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #260 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #107 | tofu stir-fry | 1 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #125 | tropical swill | 1 |
| #679 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #181 | yam candy | 1 |