Paul Because

RankItemQuantity
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#895abominable snowcone6
#664balloon monkey2
#961barbed-wire fence1
#1005big red clown nose1
#874bloody beer2
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#1705chaos butterfly1
#1660cheap toaster1
#72clockwork claws1
#93clockwork sheet1
#65clockwork spine1
#798clown shoes1
#1182coconut shell2
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#1025disease1
#670disembodied brain2
#1645disturbing fanfic3
#955flaming crutch1
#1350ghuol egg1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#897leather mask1
#104ninja pirate zombie robot head1
#849rusty grave robbing shovel1
#207spooky scarecrow1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1

Wow, that's 37 items total!

what items are this player missing?