Pestilence

RankItemQuantity
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#1090Knob Goblin love potion1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#2359Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster1
#2405Valentine1
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#312baconstone25
#431badass belt103
#269black velvet box1
#4504box of sunshine10
#72clockwork doohickey1
#74clockwork key18
#97clockwork thingamajig1
#86clockwork widget1
#581cog31
#26comfy blanket1
#864cool whip1
#395double daisy1
#2229enchanted leopard-print barbell1
#2520fancy chocolate1
#466flange3
#452hamethyst18
#1602ice-cold Willer1
#590long-stemmed rose1
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#65ninja pirate zombie robot1
#254porquoise28
#114raffle prize box3
#2416sandwich of the gods1
#313shaving cream1
#393spring55
#488sprocket39
#440stone of eXtreme power21
#1620thin black candle1
#58velvet choker1
#586wang1
#1209x-ray specs4

Wow, that's 385 items total!

what items are this player missing?