| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #6711 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #173 | can of Red Minotaur | 26 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |