| #138 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #6714 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #173 | can of Red Minotaur | 26 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #150 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #601 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |