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| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
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| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
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| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #596 | Knob Goblin pants | 10 |
| #449 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 17 |
| #404 | Knob Goblin tongs | 25 |
| #903 | Knoll mushroom | 2 |
| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #391 | White Citadel burger | 2 |
| #266 | White Citadel fries | 5 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1765 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #311 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #954 | bar skin | 3 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
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| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #49 | bejeweled accordion strap | 5 |
| #703 | black pixel | 11 |
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| #666 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #5027 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
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| #1054 | box | 1 |
| #248 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #270 | bugbear bungguard | 22 |
| #1549 | chaos butterfly | 3 |
| #434 | cherry | 5 |
| #288 | chocolate spurs | 2 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1042 | coconut shell | 4 |
| #581 | cog | 31 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1140 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #213 | empty meat tank | 17 |
| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1118 | giant needle | 2 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #769 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #788 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #784 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #658 | green pixel | 41 |
| #548 | grog | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #441 | hypodermic needle | 3 |
| #1498 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 5 |
| #1201 | ice-cold Willer | 8 |
| #791 | lead necklace | 6 |
| #1234 | lemon | 1 |
| #722 | lime | 4 |
| #999 | little paper umbrella | 6 |
| #1162 | loose teeth | 6 |
| #1050 | magical ice cubes | 3 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #667 | martini | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #599 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #262 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #829 | piece of wedding cake | 3 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #35 | plain pizza | 614 |
| #1170 | plot hole | 3 |
| #1511 | pretty flower | 5 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1188 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #578 | red pixel | 9 |
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| #646 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #920 | saucepan | 22 |
| #1179 | scroll of drastic healing | 3 |
| #414 | seal tooth | 29 |
| #440 | seal-clubbing club | 73 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #810 | skeleton key | 2 |
| #704 | skewer | 2 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #979 | spices | 2 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #492 | spring | 37 |
| #940 | sprocket | 3 |
| #1001 | star | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #49 | star throwing star | 12 |
| #1501 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #184 | stuffed can of asparagus | 100 |
| #401 | stuffed dodecapede | 10 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #965 | ten-leaf clover | 3 |
| #280 | tequila with training wheels | 2 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #1362 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #3345 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #6153 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4836 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4465 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #891 | tires | 1 |
| #2498 | toast | 30 |
| #510 | tomato | 46 |
| #2167 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #469 | wad of dough | 70 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #694 | white chocolate chips | 5 |
| #1010 | white lightning | 2 |
| #809 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #134 | wooden stakes | 24 |
| #24 | yakskin pants | 8 |