| #528 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 7 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1411 | Crimboween memo | 6 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #8 | Spirit Precipice | 238 |
| #773 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 6 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #440 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 24 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #11 | demon-horned hat | 100 |
| #1003 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #3716 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #302 | jar of swamp gas | 167 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #8 | oversized pipe | 2,168 |
| #693 | portable corkscrew | 10 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #8 | viking helmet | 8,909 |
| #42 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #108 | white-label gin | 2 |