| #1190 | Cloaca grenade | 6 |
| #647 | Cloaca-Cola | 42 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #953 | Dyspepsi grenade | 9 |
| #1928 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #630 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #11 | Knoll mushroom | 2,100 |
| #40 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 85 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #97 | astronaut ice-cream | 5 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #732 | bag of airline peanuts | 38 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #212 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #1059 | defective skull | 9 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #607 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 45 |
| #869 | fake fake vomit | 30 |
| #613 | fake hand | 44 |
| #283 | fancy chocolate | 10 |
| #723 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #878 | jazz soap | 26 |
| #686 | joybuzzer | 41 |
| #614 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 47 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #109 | personalized birthday cake | 16 |
| #1125 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 10 |
| #701 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 40 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #32 | portable corkscrew | 112 |
| #108 | ratini | 16 |
| #702 | rubber emo roe | 42 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #201 | tequila with training wheels | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1512 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #787 | whoopie cushion | 37 |
| #833 | wind-up chattering teeth | 33 |
| #752 | yellow snowcone | 42 |