| #1185 | Cloaca grenade | 6 |
| #646 | Cloaca-Cola | 42 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #950 | Dyspepsi grenade | 9 |
| #1929 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #626 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #11 | Knoll mushroom | 2,100 |
| #40 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 85 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #97 | astronaut ice-cream | 5 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #734 | bag of airline peanuts | 38 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #1061 | defective skull | 9 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #609 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 45 |
| #872 | fake fake vomit | 30 |
| #614 | fake hand | 44 |
| #284 | fancy chocolate | 10 |
| #720 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #878 | jazz soap | 26 |
| #688 | joybuzzer | 41 |
| #614 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 47 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #109 | personalized birthday cake | 16 |
| #1127 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 10 |
| #703 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 40 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #32 | portable corkscrew | 112 |
| #107 | ratini | 16 |
| #700 | rubber emo roe | 42 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #200 | tequila with training wheels | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1414 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #789 | whoopie cushion | 37 |
| #833 | wind-up chattering teeth | 33 |
| #756 | yellow snowcone | 42 |