| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1737 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #646 | Cloaca-Cola | 42 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #821 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #392 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #609 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #85 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 17 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #789 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 67 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #769 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #772 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #955 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #111 | Imp Ale | 2,321 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #206 | Mad Train wine | 533 |
| #935 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 14 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1199 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #118 | Venus flytrap | 2 |
| #516 | acid-squirting flower | 5 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #568 | annoying pitchfork | 4 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #5465 | badass belt | 4 |
| #182 | balloon helmet | 2 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #200 | balloon sword | 2 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #185 | black velvet box | 2 |
| #998 | blood flower | 4 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #852 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #5526 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #46 | congratulatory cake | 2 |
| #76 | cool mushroom wine | 4 |
| #653 | cool whip | 2 |
| #515 | daisy | 3 |
| #118 | diamond-studded cane | 83 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #552 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1935 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #187 | flaming mushroom wine | 2 |
| #608 | furry fur | 75 |
| #542 | giant moxie weed | 2 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #771 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #419 | green balloon | 5 |
| #776 | heart-shaped balloon | 4 |
| #90 | hot katana blade | 377 |
| #96 | hot wing | 1,197 |
| #424 | iron pasta spoon | 13 |
| #573 | kneecapping stick | 20 |
| #503 | leather chaps | 3 |
| #96 | leather mask | 97 |
| #834 | long skinny balloon | 2 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #507 | mafia aria | 44 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #870 | moxie weed | 2 |
| #500 | mugcake | 2 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #356 | penguin skin | 196 |
| #81 | penguin skin buckler | 2 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #259 | pixellated candy heart | 69 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #558 | spooky bicycle chain | 4 |
| #731 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #651 | stuffed dodecapede | 4 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3035 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #57 | stuffed yeti | 4 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #289 | support cummerbund | 26 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #116 | tiny balloon knife | 6 |
| #85 | tulip | 11 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #502 | white balloon | 4 |
| #119 | yak whip | 1 |