| #2033 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #647 | Cloaca-Cola | 42 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #823 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #394 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #85 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 17 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #788 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 67 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #770 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #775 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #673 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #114 | Imp Ale | 2,321 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #208 | Mad Train wine | 533 |
| #936 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 14 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1202 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #118 | Venus flytrap | 2 |
| #517 | acid-squirting flower | 5 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #570 | annoying pitchfork | 4 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #5461 | badass belt | 4 |
| #183 | balloon helmet | 2 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #203 | balloon sword | 2 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #185 | black velvet box | 2 |
| #998 | blood flower | 4 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #859 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #5529 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #47 | congratulatory cake | 2 |
| #78 | cool mushroom wine | 4 |
| #653 | cool whip | 2 |
| #515 | daisy | 3 |
| #120 | diamond-studded cane | 83 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1934 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #186 | flaming mushroom wine | 2 |
| #607 | furry fur | 75 |
| #543 | giant moxie weed | 2 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #769 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #419 | green balloon | 5 |
| #777 | heart-shaped balloon | 4 |
| #90 | hot katana blade | 377 |
| #96 | hot wing | 1,197 |
| #424 | iron pasta spoon | 13 |
| #574 | kneecapping stick | 20 |
| #504 | leather chaps | 3 |
| #97 | leather mask | 97 |
| #832 | long skinny balloon | 2 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #506 | mafia aria | 44 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #870 | moxie weed | 2 |
| #500 | mugcake | 2 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #357 | penguin skin | 196 |
| #81 | penguin skin buckler | 2 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #258 | pixellated candy heart | 69 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #560 | spooky bicycle chain | 4 |
| #730 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #651 | stuffed dodecapede | 4 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #7024 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3037 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #57 | stuffed yeti | 4 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #289 | support cummerbund | 26 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #116 | tiny balloon knife | 6 |
| #84 | tulip | 11 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #502 | white balloon | 4 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |