KiltWearingRiverOtter

RankItemQuantity
#935Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air3
#313Divine1
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#579Gnollish plunger2
#472Gnollish toolbox5
#340Happy Birthday, Claude! cake3
#629Knob Goblin lunchbox1
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#1454anniversary gift box3
#682annoying pitchfork3
#375antique bottle of cough syrup1
#998asbestos ore2
#478asbestos sword1
#494astral mushroom15
#358bätzle1
#7427badass belt1
#269black velvet box1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#437bow1
#1034bowl of cottage cheese2
#6256box of sunshine3
#1102bugbear beanie1
#666carob chunk cookies1
#871chrome ore2
#748cool mushroom1
#810decorative fountain1
#1475disassembled clover2
#562divine can of silly string1
#953dollhive5
#1979drywall axe1
#27exactly-three-shaped box3
#510extra-spicy bloody mary1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#696flaming mushroom2
#2400hamethyst1
#93less-than-three-shaped box3
#870linoleum ore1
#690mugcake1
#915mushroom fermenting solution6
#807party hat1
#1223pasta spoon4
#523personalized birthday cake3
#302phat turquoise bracelet1
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#575pointy mushroom2
#1612pork elf goodies sack1
#2037pretty flower1
#39reodorant349
#10rose-colored glasses1
#1103seal tooth1
#1671seal-clubbing club1
#2957shiny ring1
#548small leather glove1
#1367spooky cosmetics bag1
#1260stone of eXtreme power2
#577stuffed can of asparagus5
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#416tiny ninja sword2
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#545tofu casserole1
#2808tofurkey gravy1
#1791turtle totem1
#1043viking helmet1
#413warm mushroom3
#815windchimes1
#399yellow candygram1

Wow, that's 478 items total!

what items are this player missing?