| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1975 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #2033 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #340 | Boris's ring | 5 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #535 | Cloaca grenade | 28 |
| #321 | Cloaca-Cola | 121 |
| #555 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 6 |
| #158 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 16 |
| #134 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 15 |
| #209 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 14 |
| #177 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 13 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1039 | Crown of the Goblin King | 23 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #388 | Dyspepsi grenade | 34 |
| #398 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 163 |
| #654 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 4 |
| #137 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 16 |
| #277 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 9 |
| #348 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 8 |
| #246 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 9 |
| #174 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 4 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #46 | Frost™ brand sword | 3 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #133 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 123 |
| #24 | Meleegra™ pills | 613 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #590 | Ram's Face Lager | 15 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #46 | Spirit Precipice | 6 |
| #86 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 2 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #46 | astral mushroom | 552 |
| #1308 | baconstone | 5 |
| #4170 | badass belt | 8 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1719 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #112 | basic meat sword | 2 |
| #2996 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #287 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 4 |
| #2707 | brick | 1 |
| #15 | bubblewrap sword | 13 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #55 | cardboard sword | 2 |
| #217 | chopsticks | 24 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #134 | cold ninja mask | 30 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #45 | eXtreme meat sword | 4 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #3661 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #374 | fat stacks of cash | 24 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #488 | flaregun | 16 |
| #178 | frigid ninja stars | 255 |
| #229 | frozen Mob Penguin | 7 |
| #216 | frozen nunchaku | 16 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1279 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1368 | giant pinky ring | 7 |
| #1654 | gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #29 | grease gun | 8 |
| #954 | hamethyst | 8 |
| #150 | icy katana hilt | 33 |
| #53 | icy-hot katana | 36 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #791 | lucky rabbit's foot | 8 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #50 | muculent machete | 3 |
| #393 | ninja hot pants | 7 |
| #175 | ninja mop | 14 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #375 | pail | 32 |
| #34 | pestoblade | 4 |
| #813 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 9 |
| #397 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1053 | porquoise | 6 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #351 | ram horns | 6 |
| #149 | rice bowl | 15 |
| #94 | ridiculously huge sword | 202 |
| #137 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 17 |
| #85 | ring of adornment | 8 |
| #636 | ring of aggravate monster | 6 |
| #239 | ring of cold resistance | 2 |
| #230 | ring of conflict | 2 |
| #233 | ring of fire resistance | 2 |
| #241 | ring of gain strength | 2 |
| #279 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 11 |
| #272 | ring of increase damage | 2 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1596 | shiny ring | 9 |
| #29 | shuddersword | 7 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #271 | snake shield | 2 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #52 | styrofoam sword | 2 |
| #48 | suede shortsword | 9 |
| #85 | sweet ninja sword | 33 |
| #75 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 8 |
| #46 | sword of static | 6 |
| #131 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 7 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #166 | tiny house | 1,452 |
| #416 | tiny ninja sword | 2 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #3976 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4900 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2493 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #2832 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4884 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #3342 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #2519 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #2876 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #2293 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #1087 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #314 | vorpal blade | 18 |
| #259 | white sword | 19 |