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| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
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| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
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| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
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| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
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| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
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