| #51 | Crimbo ukulele | 3 |
| #1411 | Crimboween memo | 6 |
| #226 | Imp Ale | 1,000 |
| #29 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 10 |
| #31 | Tiki lighter | 9 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #43 | asbestos crossbow string | 7 |
| #18 | big stick | 137 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #70 | bloody beer | 1,000 |
| #7 | bloody mary | 1,000 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1951 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #143 | bowl of cottage cheese | 219 |
| #77 | candy stake | 66 |
| #40 | chrome stick | 10 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #215 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 21 |
| #31 | fine wine | 1,000 |
| #235 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1,000 |
| #88 | ice-cold Willer | 1,000 |
| #86 | ice-cold fotie | 1,000 |
| #37 | ice-cold six-pack | 1,000 |
| #52 | killing feather | 259 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1690 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #30 | pixel hat | 30 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 22 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 19 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 17 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic hermit | 111 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 16 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #84 | tropical paperweight | 4 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #100 | worthless gewgaw | 134 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |