| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1304 | Angry Farmer candy | 16 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #369 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 2 |
| #582 | Cloaca-Cola | 50 |
| #418 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 9 |
| #1060 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #599 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #609 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #121 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 6 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #628 | Cold Hots candy | 6 |
| #2648 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #312 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 10 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #497 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #456 | Gummi-Gnauga | 4 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #57 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 5 |
| #1205 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 9 |
| #572 | Mountain Stream soda | 16 |
| #1153 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 36 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #293 | Now and Earlier | 12 |
| #904 | Rock Pops | 54 |
| #666 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #1227 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 12 |
| #972 | Trollhouse cookies | 7 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1280 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 5 |
| #1541 | Yummy Tummy bean | 81 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #4730 | badass belt | 6 |
| #581 | beertini | 2 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #852 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #1296 | brine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #645 | candied kobold | 4 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1092 | candy stake | 6 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #688 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1504 | drywall axe | 3 |
| #1066 | dwarf bread | 2 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #2365 | eggnog | 2 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #661 | fat stacks of cash | 9 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #187 | flaming mushroom wine | 2 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1781 | ghost cucumber | 2 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1530 | green beer | 3 |
| #3465 | grue egg | 4 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #580 | heart-shaped balloon | 9 |
| #604 | heavy D | 45 |
| #907 | herb brownies | 5 |
| #689 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #702 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #213 | loaded serum blowgun | 19 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #822 | lowercase N | 2 |
| #1004 | mafia aria | 13 |
| #662 | maple syrup | 3 |
| #1071 | marzipan skull | 3 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #877 | metallic A | 8 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #231 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #778 | original G | 15 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #877 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #828 | piece of wedding cake | 3 |
| #606 | pile of candy | 9 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #1088 | pixellated candy heart | 7 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #344 | ruby W | 39 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #667 | support cummerbund | 8 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #1070 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #963 | ten-leaf clover | 3 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #2167 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #624 | white chocolate chip cookies | 2 |
| #745 | white chocolate chips | 4 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1379 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |