| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1303 | Angry Farmer candy | 16 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #368 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 2 |
| #583 | Cloaca-Cola | 50 |
| #419 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 9 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #600 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #695 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #121 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 6 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #630 | Cold Hots candy | 6 |
| #2654 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #312 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 10 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #458 | Gummi-Gnauga | 4 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #57 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 5 |
| #1206 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 9 |
| #571 | Mountain Stream soda | 16 |
| #1152 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 36 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #294 | Now and Earlier | 12 |
| #904 | Rock Pops | 54 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #1226 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 12 |
| #972 | Trollhouse cookies | 7 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1281 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 5 |
| #1539 | Yummy Tummy bean | 81 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #4724 | badass belt | 6 |
| #583 | beertini | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3305 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #859 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #1294 | brine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #644 | candied kobold | 4 |
| #4134 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1093 | candy stake | 6 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1505 | drywall axe | 3 |
| #1069 | dwarf bread | 2 |
| #3266 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #664 | fat stacks of cash | 9 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #186 | flaming mushroom wine | 2 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1780 | ghost cucumber | 2 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1531 | green beer | 3 |
| #3472 | grue egg | 4 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #580 | heart-shaped balloon | 9 |
| #605 | heavy D | 45 |
| #909 | herb brownies | 5 |
| #687 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #701 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #213 | loaded serum blowgun | 19 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #823 | lowercase N | 2 |
| #1003 | mafia aria | 13 |
| #666 | maple syrup | 3 |
| #1069 | marzipan skull | 3 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #879 | metallic A | 8 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #232 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #778 | original G | 15 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #877 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #829 | piece of wedding cake | 3 |
| #606 | pile of candy | 9 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #1088 | pixellated candy heart | 7 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #343 | ruby W | 39 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #667 | support cummerbund | 8 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #1068 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #965 | ten-leaf clover | 3 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #2167 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #624 | white chocolate chip cookies | 2 |
| #743 | white chocolate chips | 4 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |