| #863 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #66 | Comet Drop | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1351 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1367 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #2944 | Crimbuck | 4 |
| #340 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 3 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #14 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1,101 |
| #1036 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #4 | Mon Tiki | 1,000 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #1061 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 3 |
| #709 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #183 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #836 | bottle of Blank-Out | 2 |
| #1391 | bottle of goofballs | 17 |
| #3784 | box of sunshine | 16 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #15 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 376 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #479 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #619 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #1211 | fudgecule | 16 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #103 | hot stuffing | 3 |
| #454 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #10 | jawbruiser | 561 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1846 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #99 | portable corkscrew | 49 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #5 | roll of drink tickets | 1,005 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #285 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 2 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #565 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #315 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |