| #79 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
| #24 | Boosty Juice | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #9 | Counterclockwise Watch | 1 |
| #26 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #134 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #40 | PirateRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #17 | Source terminal | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #16 | Talisman of Baio | 2 |
| #7 | Talisman of Bakula | 2 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #39 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
| #4 | basking robin | 1 |
| 🥈 | beet | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #13 | detective school application | 1 |
| #51 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #17 | hockey stick of furious angry rage | 1 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #22 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #37 | latte lovers club card | 1 |
| #46 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #2033 | phish stick | 1 |
| #71 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #12 | time helmet | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #10 | time sword | 3 |
| #11 | time trousers | 2 |
| #126 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | vampyric cloake | 1 |
| #39 | vampyric cloake pattern | 1 |