| #78 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
| #24 | Boosty Juice | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #9 | Counterclockwise Watch | 1 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #41 | PirateRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #19 | Source terminal | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #16 | Talisman of Baio | 2 |
| #7 | Talisman of Bakula | 2 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #40 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
| #4 | basking robin | 1 |
| 🥈 | beet | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #13 | detective school application | 1 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #16 | hockey stick of furious angry rage | 1 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #39 | latte lovers club card | 1 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #70 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #13 | time helmet | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #11 | time sword | 3 |
| #13 | time trousers | 2 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | vampyric cloake | 1 |
| #40 | vampyric cloake pattern | 1 |