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| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #998 | blood flower | 4 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #76 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 12 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #749 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #11 | flask of Amontillado | 29 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #284 | purple glowstick | 5 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #353 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #577 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
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| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #618 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #466 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #649 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1664 | whoopie cushion | 3 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #582 | yellow glowstick | 2 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |