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| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #979 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #968 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #999 | blood flower | 4 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #75 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 12 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #11 | flask of Amontillado | 29 |
| #295 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #284 | purple glowstick | 5 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #352 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #576 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1667 | whoopie cushion | 3 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #583 | yellow glowstick | 2 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1200 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |