| #246 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #278 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #254 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #294 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #480 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #80 | BGE merchandise order form | 47 |
| #241 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #576 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #309 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #140 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 6 |
| #75 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 6 |
| #77 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 6 |
| #75 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 6 |
| #75 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 6 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #146 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #99 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 10 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #54 | adhesive tape dolly | 2 |
| #436 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1535 | box of sunshine | 113 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #27 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #31 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #51 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 3 |
| #60 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 2 |
| #16 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 10 |
| #1288 | hot wing | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #494 | petrified time | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #55 | scissor duck | 2 |
| #2248 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #48 | stapler bear | 2 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |