Ahborson

RankItemQuantity
#73730669 scroll4
#108233398 scroll2
#592334 scroll5
#587Blatantly Canadian1
#77Connery's Elixir of Audacity17
#251Ferrigno's Elixir of Power1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#79Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance12
#613Hell ramen1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#749Knob Goblin love potion5
#193Knob stroganoff1
#352Knob stuffed shells1
#403Meat detector1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#149White Citadel burger23
#89White Citadel fries21
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#358bätzle1
#2450baconstone1
#185baconstone earring1
#261baconstone ring1
#1029balloon monkey1
#67bartender-skull-in-the-box1
#474beer lens3
#788beertini1
#1818black paisley oyster egg2
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#1489black polka-dot oyster egg2
#1902black striped oyster egg2
#1035bloody beer1
#1329blue paisley oyster egg3
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#1672blue polka-dot oyster egg2
#1835blue striped oyster egg2
#333blundarrrbus1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#141bow staff1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#318brass stinger1
#1380brine1
#363bubbly potion31
#840can of Red Minotaur2
#626chef's hat8
#409chocolate spurs1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#272cloudy potion54
#110cordial of concentration4
#195dark potion93
#229delicious spicy noodles1
#1622dill1
#819disembodied brain1
#516ducha de oro1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#360effervescent potion33
#402eye-pod1
#531fairy gravy boat1
#324filthy hippy poncho1
#396fizzy potion28
#428frilly shirt1
#604fuzzbump1
#1922ghost cucumber1
#296gnocchetti di Nietzsche1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#363grog3
#5338grue egg1
#1648hamethyst3
#401handsomeness potion3
#571harem girl t-shirt1
#369herb brownies64
#433horizontal tango1
#729hypodermic needle1
#1486lavender paisley oyster egg2
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#1286lavender polka-dot oyster egg2
#1119lavender striped oyster egg2
#880little paper umbrella11
#899magical ice cubes8
#750many-eyed glasses1
#382maple leaf1
#480margarita1
#666martini1
#948mauve paisley oyster egg3
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1261mauve polka-dot oyster egg2
#1233mauve striped oyster egg3
#266menudo ravioli1
#509milky potion13
#382murky potion26
#149nothing-in-the-box5
#529ocean motion1
#876off-white paisley oyster egg2
#1371off-white plastic oyster egg3
#1024off-white striped oyster egg2
#176oil of expertise2
#56oil of slipperiness16
#133philter of phorce14
#1067phonics down3
#642photoprotoneutron torpedo19
#594pink pony1
#517pirate shirt2
#2213porquoise1
#186porquoise eyebrow ring1
#190potion of potency2
#293potion of temporary gr8ness3
#1690pretty flower3
#194probability potion489
#222procrastination potion402
#919puce paisley oyster egg3
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#754puce striped oyster egg3
#327ratini1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#508red pixel potion4
#1842red plastic oyster egg2
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#81serum of sarcasm40
#226severed rocking horse head2
#412shock collar1
#261smoky potion58
#281soggy wofl t-shirt1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#80strawberry wine32
#480strongness elixir6
#766sucky decal1
#313swirly potion42
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
#411tiny balloon knife1
#6226tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4841tiny plastic angry goat3
#3364tiny plastic baby gravy fairy5
#6142tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#990tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar5
#4840tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball3
#4873tiny plastic cocoabo3
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#4857tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#3342tiny plastic ghuol whelp5
#6099tiny plastic grue2
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#6148tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#3902tiny plastic killer bee4
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#4847tiny plastic mosquito3
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#4797tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime3
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3367tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton5
#3306tiny plastic stab bat5
#6166tiny plastic star starfish2
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#862tiny shaker of salt2
#232tomato juice of powerful power8
#1549vinegar2
#639vodka and cranberry1
#649whiskey and cola1
#630whiskey sour1
#792white Canadian1
#483white chocolate and tomato pizza4
#346white chocolate chip cookies9
#246white chocolate chips53
#871white lightning3
#40white pixel2,780
#51white satin pants113
#238white snake skin54
#62white sword118
#316wussiness potion48
#1180yellow paisley oyster egg2
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#881yellow polka-dot oyster egg2

Wow, that's 5,005 items total!

what items are this player missing?