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| #860 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 2 |
| #2889 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #777 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 3 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-style derby | 2 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #549 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 5 |
| #514 | Knob Goblin visor | 7 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #100 | Mace of the Tortoise | 5 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #458 | Mohawk wig | 13 |
| #351 | Orcish baseball cap | 9 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #545 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 51 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #388 | asshat | 3 |
| #1582 | awful poetry journal | 4 |
| #201 | balaclava | 4 |
| #141 | balloon helmet | 3 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #38 | basic meat helmet | 10 |
| #1064 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #266 | blue plastic oyster egg | 18 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #779 | bum cheek | 5 |
| #212 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #2090 | candy cane | 11 |
| #1409 | chaos butterfly | 7 |
| #689 | chef's hat | 6 |
| #71 | chrome helmet turtle | 6 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #15 | clockwork hat | 6 |
| #862 | coconut shell | 10 |
| #390 | cold ninja mask | 7 |
| #212 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #361 | cornuthaum | 12 |
| #802 | dead guy's watch | 4 |
| #693 | decorative fountain | 2 |
| #37 | detective skull | 4 |
| #976 | disco mask | 12 |
| #195 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 5 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #238 | eXtreme scarf | 15 |
| #123 | enchanted eyepatch | 2 |
| #313 | enchanted toothpick | 4 |
| #508 | evil golden arch | 11 |
| #527 | f3d0r4 | 8 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #537 | foolscap fool's cap | 3 |
| #872 | glowing red eye | 3 |
| #425 | goat beard | 10 |
| #36 | grapes | 661 |
| #797 | hemp string | 2 |
| #213 | irate sombrero | 11 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #49 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 30 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #496 | leather mask | 6 |
| #352 | lihc face | 13 |
| #40 | linoleum helmet turtle | 4 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #386 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #262 | maiden wig | 10 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #47 | meat cowboy hat | 3 |
| #29 | meatloaf helmet | 5 |
| #23 | meaty helmet turtle | 15 |
| #263 | mesh cap | 10 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #443 | miner's helmet | 5 |
| #249 | mullet wig | 6 |
| #1437 | mushroom fermenting solution | 3 |
| #89 | oriole-feather headdress | 13 |
| #622 | pail | 16 |
| #52 | petrified time | 6 |
| #723 | phat turquoise bead | 2 |
| #15 | pimpin' meat hat | 11 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #598 | ravioli hat | 30 |
| #772 | red plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #129 | safarrri hat | 17 |
| #44 | sequined fez | 2 |
| #68 | severed rocking horse head | 7 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #758 | skeleton bone | 23 |
| #71 | snorkel | 41 |
| #552 | spiked femur | 3 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #347 | star hat | 3 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #703 | titanium assault umbrella | 5 |
| #37 | tortoise's blessing | 339 |
| #19 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 8 |
| #193 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #340 | viking helmet | 33 |
| #801 | wolf mask | 7 |
| #306 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 18 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |