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| #856 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 2 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #775 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 3 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-style derby | 2 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #546 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 5 |
| #508 | Knob Goblin visor | 7 |
| #968 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #99 | Mace of the Tortoise | 5 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #456 | Mohawk wig | 13 |
| #349 | Orcish baseball cap | 9 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #545 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 51 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #386 | asshat | 3 |
| #1583 | awful poetry journal | 4 |
| #201 | balaclava | 4 |
| #139 | balloon helmet | 3 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #38 | basic meat helmet | 10 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #266 | blue plastic oyster egg | 18 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #779 | bum cheek | 5 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #2090 | candy cane | 11 |
| #1407 | chaos butterfly | 7 |
| #689 | chef's hat | 6 |
| #71 | chrome helmet turtle | 6 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #15 | clockwork hat | 6 |
| #849 | coconut shell | 10 |
| #389 | cold ninja mask | 7 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #359 | cornuthaum | 12 |
| #800 | dead guy's watch | 4 |
| #692 | decorative fountain | 2 |
| #36 | detective skull | 4 |
| #968 | disco mask | 12 |
| #194 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 5 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #235 | eXtreme scarf | 15 |
| #121 | enchanted eyepatch | 2 |
| #312 | enchanted toothpick | 4 |
| #508 | evil golden arch | 11 |
| #526 | f3d0r4 | 8 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #535 | foolscap fool's cap | 3 |
| #871 | glowing red eye | 3 |
| #424 | goat beard | 10 |
| #34 | grapes | 661 |
| #797 | hemp string | 2 |
| #212 | irate sombrero | 11 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #49 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 30 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #494 | leather mask | 6 |
| #350 | lihc face | 13 |
| #40 | linoleum helmet turtle | 4 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #263 | maiden wig | 10 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #47 | meat cowboy hat | 3 |
| #29 | meatloaf helmet | 5 |
| #22 | meaty helmet turtle | 15 |
| #260 | mesh cap | 10 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #440 | miner's helmet | 5 |
| #247 | mullet wig | 6 |
| #1437 | mushroom fermenting solution | 3 |
| #89 | oriole-feather headdress | 13 |
| #619 | pail | 16 |
| #54 | petrified time | 6 |
| #723 | phat turquoise bead | 2 |
| #15 | pimpin' meat hat | 11 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #594 | ravioli hat | 30 |
| #772 | red plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #128 | safarrri hat | 17 |
| #44 | sequined fez | 2 |
| #68 | severed rocking horse head | 7 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #757 | skeleton bone | 23 |
| #71 | snorkel | 41 |
| #550 | spiked femur | 3 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
| #233 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #346 | star hat | 3 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #702 | titanium assault umbrella | 5 |
| #37 | tortoise's blessing | 339 |
| #19 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 8 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #338 | viking helmet | 33 |
| #800 | wolf mask | 7 |
| #306 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 18 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |