| #78 | Boulevardier cocktail | 4 |
| #800 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 3 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #234 | Crimbo salad | 5 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #228 | D roll | 26 |
| #104 | DUFRESNE Suds | 85 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #679 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 5 |
| #352 | FDKOL hotcakes | 9 |
| #1049 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #156 | Inner Strength | 3 |
| #237 | Inner Truth | 2 |
| #48 | Inner Wisdom | 5 |
| #638 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 8 |
| #784 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 3 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #352 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 34 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #633 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #317 | bark rootbeer | 3 |
| #176 | beavermouth | 18 |
| #158 | black & tan | 22 |
| #60 | black and white cracker | 5 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #4 | booze mailing list | 1 |
| #35 | bowl of mernudo | 123 |
| #46 | bread line | 8 |
| #277 | bread man | 1 |
| #294 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #280 | cabooze | 1 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #1677 | candy cane | 17 |
| #71 | communal gobstopper | 7 |
| #123 | cookie cookie | 5 |
| #688 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #155 | discocktail | 38 |
| #129 | fiery wing | 67 |
| #83 | fine aged cheddarwurst | 13 |
| #34 | fishelada | 123 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #26 | gamma nog | 133 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #146 | glass of herbal tequila | 10 |
| #270 | gooified animal matter | 4 |
| #174 | gooified mineral matter | 10 |
| #126 | gooified vegetable matter | 20 |
| #167 | government cheese | 16 |
| #92 | hard cocoa | 1 |
| #361 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #176 | hushed puppy | 3 |
| #771 | jerky coins | 11 |
| #243 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #70 | loaf of alien bread | 3 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #264 | muffled muffuletta | 2 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #36 | neutron lollipop | 53 |
| #191 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #35 | ojo de pez burrito | 122 |
| #204 | overcookie | 1 |
| #213 | perl necklace | 3 |
| #614 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #117 | petit fortran | 5 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #201 | powdered powdered sugar | 2 |
| #89 | primitive candy cane | 4 |
| #168 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #311 | red ale | 3 |
| #231 | ruby on canes | 3 |
| #94 | salmagumdi | 1 |
| #163 | shot of mescal | 8 |
| #52 | shushed potatoes | 5 |
| #191 | spiritual candy cane | 2 |
| #97 | spiritual eggnog | 3 |
| #192 | spiritual fruitcake | 2 |
| #189 | spiritual gingerbread | 2 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #105 | stale cheer wine | 10 |
| #136 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #1057 | ten-leaf clover | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #741 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 3 |
| #565 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 4 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 4 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1133 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #953 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #497 | tiny plastic peacannon | 5 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #89 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #216 | transparent nog | 2 |
| #129 | unfinished fruitcake | 3 |
| #91 | unflavored wine cooler | 11 |
| #164 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #133 | whiskey in a broken glass | 15 |