| #76 | Boulevardier cocktail | 4 |
| #797 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 3 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #232 | Crimbo salad | 5 |
| #80 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #228 | D roll | 26 |
| #102 | DUFRESNE Suds | 85 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #677 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 5 |
| #351 | FDKOL hotcakes | 9 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #155 | Inner Strength | 3 |
| #236 | Inner Truth | 2 |
| #49 | Inner Wisdom | 5 |
| #639 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 8 |
| #781 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 3 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #353 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 34 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #320 | bark rootbeer | 3 |
| #174 | beavermouth | 18 |
| #157 | black & tan | 22 |
| #61 | black and white cracker | 5 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #4 | booze mailing list | 1 |
| #33 | bowl of mernudo | 123 |
| #47 | bread line | 8 |
| #273 | bread man | 1 |
| #287 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #277 | cabooze | 1 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #1678 | candy cane | 17 |
| #72 | communal gobstopper | 7 |
| #119 | cookie cookie | 5 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #155 | discocktail | 38 |
| #128 | fiery wing | 67 |
| #82 | fine aged cheddarwurst | 13 |
| #34 | fishelada | 123 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #26 | gamma nog | 133 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #143 | glass of herbal tequila | 10 |
| #262 | gooified animal matter | 4 |
| #169 | gooified mineral matter | 10 |
| #118 | gooified vegetable matter | 20 |
| #169 | government cheese | 16 |
| #364 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #175 | hushed puppy | 3 |
| #770 | jerky coins | 11 |
| #242 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #68 | loaf of alien bread | 3 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #263 | muffled muffuletta | 2 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #37 | neutron lollipop | 53 |
| #188 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #35 | ojo de pez burrito | 122 |
| #202 | overcookie | 1 |
| #213 | perl necklace | 3 |
| #613 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #115 | petit fortran | 5 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #201 | powdered powdered sugar | 2 |
| #88 | primitive candy cane | 4 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #314 | red ale | 3 |
| #232 | ruby on canes | 3 |
| #163 | shot of mescal | 8 |
| #52 | shushed potatoes | 5 |
| #191 | spiritual candy cane | 2 |
| #98 | spiritual eggnog | 3 |
| #193 | spiritual fruitcake | 2 |
| #189 | spiritual gingerbread | 2 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #103 | stale cheer wine | 10 |
| #135 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #1057 | ten-leaf clover | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 3 |
| #563 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 4 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #823 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 4 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #946 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #493 | tiny plastic peacannon | 5 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #88 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #214 | transparent nog | 2 |
| #129 | unfinished fruitcake | 3 |
| #91 | unflavored wine cooler | 11 |
| #167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #132 | whiskey in a broken glass | 15 |