| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #80 | Cerebral Culottes | 2 |
| #27 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 209 |
| #100 | Cloaca grenade | 145 |
| #186 | Cloaca-Cola | 214 |
| #298 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 12 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #598 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #222 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 13 |
| #768 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #21 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 207 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #516 | Dyspepsi grenade | 25 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #284 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 10 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #148 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 10 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #480 | astral mushroom | 16 |
| #124 | banana | 63 |
| #134 | banana daiquiri | 2 |
| #285 | banana smoothie | 2 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #711 | black paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #1181 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #810 | blue paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #4671 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #1933 | brick | 5 |
| #510 | bunch of bananas | 6 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #12 | crazy little Turkish delight | 7,351 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #523 | gingerbread horror | 11 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #711 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #433 | loaded serum blowgun | 10 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1691 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #192 | mugcake | 27 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #220 | questionable taco | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1077 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1186 | yellow candy heart | 2 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #607 | zombie pineal gland | 8 |