| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #80 | Cerebral Culottes | 2 |
| #28 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 209 |
| #101 | Cloaca grenade | 145 |
| #187 | Cloaca-Cola | 214 |
| #298 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 12 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #600 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #221 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 13 |
| #771 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #3208 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #23 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 207 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #518 | Dyspepsi grenade | 25 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #284 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 10 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #148 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 10 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #479 | astral mushroom | 16 |
| #124 | banana | 63 |
| #134 | banana daiquiri | 2 |
| #285 | banana smoothie | 2 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #711 | black paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #1182 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1297 | blood flower | 2 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #811 | blue paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #4674 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #1936 | brick | 5 |
| #510 | bunch of bananas | 6 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #2971 | candy cane | 5 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #11 | crazy little Turkish delight | 7,351 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #524 | gingerbread horror | 11 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #713 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #433 | loaded serum blowgun | 10 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1690 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #192 | mugcake | 27 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #220 | questionable taco | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1078 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #542 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2485 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1184 | yellow candy heart | 2 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #609 | zombie pineal gland | 8 |