| #469 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 12 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #149 | astronaut ice-cream | 3 |
| #597 | awful poetry journal | 111 |
| #214 | black snowcone | 18 |
| #313 | blue snowcone | 50 |
| #2709 | brick | 1 |
| #640 | disturbing fanfic | 110 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #249 | orange snowcone | 91 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #163 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #196 | purple snowcone | 129 |
| #126 | red snowcone | 214 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #995 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #462 | stainless steel shillelagh | 9 |
| #933 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #619 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #795 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #4508 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #3998 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #4529 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #4934 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #5286 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8835 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1395 | stuffed doppelshifter | 6 |
| #3614 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4309 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5293 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #5756 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #6376 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #424 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 51 |
| #5797 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7684 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #4957 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4255 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #7826 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |