| #469 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 12 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #149 | astronaut ice-cream | 3 |
| #598 | awful poetry journal | 111 |
| #214 | black snowcone | 18 |
| #312 | blue snowcone | 50 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #640 | disturbing fanfic | 110 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #248 | orange snowcone | 91 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #163 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #196 | purple snowcone | 129 |
| #126 | red snowcone | 214 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #462 | stainless steel shillelagh | 9 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #618 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #792 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #4507 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #3997 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #4527 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #4933 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #5285 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1395 | stuffed doppelshifter | 6 |
| #3611 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4308 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5293 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #5757 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #6376 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #422 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 51 |
| #5798 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #4954 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4254 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #7824 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |