| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #204 | arrow'd heart balloon | 3 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #3417 | badass belt | 12 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #2050 | brick | 4 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #92 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #246 | halfberd | 2 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1437 | jazz soap | 5 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #831 | oyster basket | 4 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #101 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1002 | stuffed doppelshifter | 10 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #111 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #103 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #637 | wooden stakes | 2 |
| #102 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |