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#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2042	ball	1
#1640	doll house	1
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#2400	hamethyst	1
#1435	loaded serum blowgun	2
#495	petrified time	1
#1388	spectral pickle	1
#821	stinky mushroom	1
#808	strawberry	2
#3201	stuffed doppelshifter	1
#363	teddy bear	19
#2068	top	1
#702	toy soldier	2
#1384	toy train	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#390	yo-yo	81
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1