| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #12 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1,477 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #107 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #41 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 2 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #516 | bottle of goofballs | 50 |
| #5009 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #27 | clockwork chef-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #479 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #273 | petrified time | 2 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #318 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #1018 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |
Wow, that's 1,570 items total!
what items are this player missing?