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🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#673	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#6540	badass belt	2
#840	can of Red Minotaur	2
#170	fez of etymology	2
#4475	grue egg	2
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#518	nanofiber cloth	10
#495	petrified time	1
🥈	silicon-infused gluteal shield	1
#2845	solid gold bowling ball	1
#543	synthetic stuffing	11