| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #2860 | box of sunshine | 32 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #178 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |