| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #2855 | box of sunshine | 32 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #26 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |