| #23 | 668 scroll | 106 |
| #640 | Amulet of Yendor | 27 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #600 | Imp Ale | 200 |
| #103 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 261 |
| #57 | Knob sausage | 290 |
| #467 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 70 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #525 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 102 |
| #143 | Ram's Face Lager | 396 |
| #601 | Rock Pops | 90 |
| #600 | Yummy Tummy bean | 327 |
| #137 | abominable snowcone | 169 |
| #164 | anticheese | 75 |
| #53 | bag of Cheat-Os | 386 |
| #642 | bag of airline peanuts | 45 |
| #175 | barbed-wire fence | 43 |
| #198 | bilge wine | 122 |
| #540 | black candy heart | 10 |
| #577 | black-and-blue light | 39 |
| #210 | bloody beer | 100 |
| #561 | blue plasma ball | 42 |
| #911 | brick | 35 |
| #589 | brine | 32 |
| #158 | can of Binarrrca | 70 |
| #197 | candy cane | 196 |
| #647 | cheap studded belt | 12 |
| #86 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 113 |
| #545 | clown hammer | 51 |
| #291 | coconut shell | 187 |
| #471 | cog | 50 |
| #165 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 55 |
| #95 | crazy little Turkish delight | 339 |
| #628 | defective skull | 30 |
| #162 | delicious salad | 284 |
| #678 | dill | 55 |
| #477 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 61 |
| #693 | fake fake vomit | 43 |
| #497 | fake hand | 56 |
| #171 | fish-liver oil | 131 |
| #207 | flaming crutch | 41 |
| #249 | flaregun | 58 |
| #538 | foam dart | 35 |
| #29 | forest tears | 53 |
| #370 | fruitcake | 59 |
| #460 | gingerbread bugbear | 51 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #120 | ice-cold fotie | 603 |
| #89 | ice-cold six-pack | 233 |
| #108 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 143 |
| #700 | jazz soap | 39 |
| #746 | joybuzzer | 36 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #384 | lemon | 108 |
| #157 | lime | 106 |
| #245 | little paper umbrella | 320 |
| #581 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 51 |
| #306 | magical ice cubes | 157 |
| #165 | magical mystery juice | 130 |
| #177 | marshmallow | 191 |
| #91 | penguin skin | 2,283 |
| #530 | personal massager | 14 |
| #608 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 39 |
| #609 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 48 |
| #467 | roasted marshmallow | 59 |
| #2274 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #757 | rubber emo roe | 38 |
| #212 | scrumptious reagent | 624 |
| #98 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 189 |
| #181 | stunt nuts | 24 |
| 🥉 | union scalemail pants | 265 |
| #99 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 187 |
| #191 | unstable DNA | 268 |
| #245 | valuable trinket | 368 |
| #164 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 141 |
| #629 | whoopie cushion | 49 |
| #706 | wind-up chattering teeth | 41 |
| #149 | witty rapier | 45 |
| #727 | x-ray specs | 20 |
| #831 | yellow snowcone | 37 |
| #60 | yeti fur | 6,857 |
| #166 | zombie pineal gland | 25 |