| #981 | Crimboween memo | 11 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #859 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 5 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #1817 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1462 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #222 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 24 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #148 | black striped oyster egg | 27 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1675 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1242 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #1678 | candy cane | 17 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #330 | crazy little Turkish delight | 34 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #593 | evil googly eye | 7 |
| #422 | fake plastic grass | 4 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1131 | fire | 3 |
| #1000 | gingerbread bugbear | 21 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #477 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #2081 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1582 | killing feather | 30 |
| #599 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #1550 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #3078 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1822 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #689 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #113 | prehistoric spear | 28 |
| #1069 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #87 | red paisley oyster egg | 28 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1882 | rogue swarmer | 30 |
| #1749 | sawblade fragment | 31 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #662 | spooky felt | 13 |
| #737 | spooky length of string | 13 |
| #626 | spooky stuffing | 9 |
| #761 | spooky toy wheel | 6 |
| #606 | spooky wooden block | 11 |
| #553 | stick-on-a-string | 7 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1100 | tofurkey gravy | 7 |
| #1101 | tofurkey leg | 7 |
| #974 | tooth | 3 |
| #1270 | toothsome rock | 6 |
| #477 | tortoise's blessing | 3 |
| #649 | wheel | 5 |
| #285 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 19 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #167 | yo | 50 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |