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| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1236 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #71 | Gummi-Gnauga | 90 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #1529 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 20 |
| #643 | Now and Earlier | 2 |
| #1177 | Rock Pops | 36 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #89 | Sugar Cog | 40 |
| #1817 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 2 |
| #1187 | Valentine | 10 |
| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #1825 | Yummy Tummy bean | 51 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #212 | fancy chocolate | 12 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #3304 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #833 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #34 | pixel pants | 8 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #968 | spooky lipstick | 3 |
| #1003 | spooky shrunken head | 2 |
| #1042 | spooky stick | 2 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1904 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |