| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1152 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #72 | Gummi-Gnauga | 90 |
| #1091 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #1963 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #1528 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 20 |
| #644 | Now and Earlier | 2 |
| #1177 | Rock Pops | 36 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #90 | Sugar Cog | 40 |
| #1816 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 2 |
| #1189 | Valentine | 10 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #1823 | Yummy Tummy bean | 51 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1331 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #1261 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1506 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #468 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #213 | fancy chocolate | 12 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #834 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #34 | pixel pants | 8 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #968 | spooky lipstick | 3 |
| #1002 | spooky shrunken head | 2 |
| #1041 | spooky stick | 2 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #1057 | sprocket | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |