| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1358 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 4 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1046 | black pixel | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #1231 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #247 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #731 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #818 | catgut | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #996 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #784 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #995 | herbs | 1 |
| #967 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1233 | lemon | 1 |
| #897 | lime | 1 |
| #796 | olive | 1 |
| #942 | orange | 1 |
| #988 | papaya | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #888 | strawberry | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #403 | tiny shaker of salt | 6 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #1136 | tomato | 1 |
| #403 | top | 11 |
| #164 | toy train | 11 |
| #265 | toy wheel | 34 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #679 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #1488 | vinegar | 3 |
| #815 | windchimes | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #2114 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #207 | yo-yo | 144 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |