| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #979 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1357 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 4 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #1228 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
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| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #250 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #733 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #820 | catgut | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #251 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #655 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #654 | hair spray | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #969 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #895 | lime | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #985 | papaya | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #887 | strawberry | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #403 | tiny shaker of salt | 6 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #401 | top | 11 |
| #164 | toy train | 11 |
| #265 | toy wheel | 34 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #680 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #1488 | vinegar | 3 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #207 | yo-yo | 144 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |